Monday 22:14. Phase 322 Ramshackle Operation World
Domination Yougetme (ROWDY)
website built – now optimising search engine visibility
captain (I paid a couple of extra bob for that see)
Ensign: I’m getting a request for biographical google text
data sir…
Admiral Andrew: Tell them ’Melodious Latterday Merry
Prankster sings silly wise words behind repetitive beats and and synthesised
stringed instruments. In cahoots with the RMC.’
Captain Venus: With respect sir, that sounds crap.
Admiral Andrew: I outwank you.
Captain Venus [to the sewing machine mechanic] Make it sew.
Lurking SCP (Hmm… plays now is it?)
Admiral Andrew: Get this website on screen Ensign.
Ensign: Creating hyperlink now sir.
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