THE THINGS I COULD HAVE SAID - (shaved off drunken replies - mark 1...)

"except guns (I hate guns)... and maybe knives too - they're shit - even big turnips and frozen dead birds can be wielded in anger - I guess it's the way you wield it. No Wielding. Now there's a sign and a half! (Or maybe 'No Wielding in Anger'... but now it's getting all Animal Farm and shit and I confess I aint sure) ... 😎"