Wednesday 30 September 2020

A dialogue about Class

Me: The only real difference between working class people and middle class people is their adverbial beginners. Working class people say ‘Basically’, and middle class people say ‘Essentially’. As for these upper classes, well… [unwhistles slowly, soundlessly and poignantly] / Kisses one’s teeth.]

 

(Ed: Actually, there’s probably a few of them that’s nice too.)

 

Me: Who the fook is Ed?

Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show?

Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show? If so, it's operation 500 views by Friday! I googled 'how long do you have to watch a video on youtube before it counts as a view?' and the robots reckon it's 30 seconds. This one's only 192 seconds anyway, so if you can leave it on for 30 seconds. that'd be wonderful. Happy Wednesday. .xπŸ˜ŽπŸŽΈπŸ€ πŸŽΌπŸ‘ŠπŸ» YOU'D BE BETTER OFF IN DUNDEE

Tuesday 29 September 2020

Smiling face with sunglasses

 It seems that enunciated emojis make good beat poetry. For instance, "Smiling face with sunglasses Guitar Cowboy hat face Musical score Fisted hand Clinking beer mugs")


- Not me, but the robot. Translated it seems from these modern hieroglyphics: 😎🎸 πŸ€ πŸŽΌπŸ‘ŠπŸ»)

'The Beats of Babylon 2'

" Mr C 12 is gathering an army..."

[More to follow...]



'Mount Matterhorn'

 And then we made Mount Matterhorn.


MOUNT MATTERHORN - YOUTUBE - KINGSLEY BEAT AND THE RMC


[Artwork originated by Ayshea Aysh.]




Sunday 8 March 2020

Underamid

I'd written at least a couplet with a neologism,
now it's just the neologism

Underamid

But there was a better line...