Wednesday 30 September 2020

A dialogue about Class

Me: The only real difference between working class people and middle class people is their adverbial beginners. Working class people say ‘Basically’, and middle class people say ‘Essentially’. As for these upper classes, well… [unwhistles slowly, soundlessly and poignantly] / Kisses one’s teeth.]

 

(Ed: Actually, there’s probably a few of them that’s nice too.)

 

Me: Who the fook is Ed?

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