Friday, 20 January 2023

Original Poetry - 2023 - Kingsley Beat

THIS HAS GOT BLOG WRITTEN ALL OVER IT 

Apparently next year might be 3D;
something to look forward to...
I’d settle for The Vinyl Arrival;
It’s been a while it’s true.

Still, I am getting the discs from a trustworthy geezer;
That’s all the difference made...
It’s bound to be full worth the wait:
Springtime in the glade…

Merry Crimbo All. 

Slightly rambling ‘poetry’...

Spring time in the muddaflunkin’ glade: 
Is it all art? 
Or is none of it good? 
 Which is better? 
Verisimilitude or Hyper-reality? 
 Or None of the Above? 
 Are there mixed messages? 
Is it Polysemic? 
What’s your Justin Bieber? 
 No wot I mean. 

 - Kingsley Beat" 
– January 23 - 
x😎

[Author and Copyright: ©Andrew Baines - 'Poems of the Decade' entry 2023.]

Monday, 28 June 2021

Wednesday, 30 September 2020

A dialogue about Class

Me: The only real difference between working class people and middle class people is their adverbial beginners. Working class people say ‘Basically’, and middle class people say ‘Essentially’. As for these upper classes, well… [unwhistles slowly, soundlessly and poignantly] / Kisses one’s teeth.]

 

(Ed: Actually, there’s probably a few of them that’s nice too.)

 

Me: Who the fook is Ed?

Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show?

Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show? If so, it's operation 500 views by Friday! I googled 'how long do you have to watch a video on youtube before it counts as a view?' and the robots reckon it's 30 seconds. This one's only 192 seconds anyway, so if you can leave it on for 30 seconds. that'd be wonderful. Happy Wednesday. .xπŸ˜ŽπŸŽΈπŸ€ πŸŽΌπŸ‘ŠπŸ» YOU'D BE BETTER OFF IN DUNDEE

Tuesday, 29 September 2020

Smiling face with sunglasses

 It seems that enunciated emojis make good beat poetry. For instance, "Smiling face with sunglasses Guitar Cowboy hat face Musical score Fisted hand Clinking beer mugs")


- Not me, but the robot. Translated it seems from these modern hieroglyphics: 😎🎸 πŸ€ πŸŽΌπŸ‘ŠπŸ»)

'The Beats of Babylon 2'

" Mr C 12 is gathering an army..."

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